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Bill O’Reilly Tearfully Packs Up Framed Up-Skirt Photos From Desk

NEW YORK—Smiling wistfully as he gazed at the cherished mementos that had sat on his desk for much of the past 20 years, former Fox News commentator Bill O’Reilly reportedly grew teary-eyed Thursday as he packed up the framed up-skirt photos from his work space following his termination by the cable channel.

Donald Trump Jr. Takes Son On Hunting Trip In National Zoo

WASHINGTON—In what he referred to as an important rite of passage for his 8-year-old son, Donald John III, Donald Trump Jr. took his eldest boy to the Smithsonian National Zoological Park for his first-ever hunting trip, sources said Wednesday.

Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.
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Obama Meets With Gates, Arresting Officer

President Obama is holding a meeting with Harvard law professor Henry Louis Gates, Jr. and Cambridge police sergeant James Crowley today in order to "have a dialogue." What do you think?
  • "I don't know how the White House is going to keep up if they have to invite over everyone who gets racially profiled.”

    Ray Peterson Plumber
  • "Once Obama gets this lose-lose situation out of his system, it will come as less of a shock when his health care plan fails too.”

    Bernard Koe Electrical Engineer
  • "I can not think of a more stressful meeting than one with the president and the cop who arrested me."

    Kate Wallace Patent Lawyer

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