Obama Overturns Bush Stem Cell Policy

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Obama Overturns Bush Stem Cell Policy

President Obama has lifted restrictions that prevented federal funding of labs using embryonic stem cells for research. What do you think?
  • “I expected a higher moral standard from Obama, but it looks like he’s just another pawn of the severed-spinal-cord lobby.”

    Mindy Kane
    Systems Analyst
  • "I believe that embryos are humans, but fortunately I can't bring myself to care about people I don't know."

    Kyle McConnell
    Veterinary Assistant
  • "Yeah, I get it. Obama's the 'cool' president."

    Miles Proctor
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