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Obama Picks Biden As VP

Barack Obama announced via an early-morning text message that Senator Joe Biden will be his running mate. What do you think?
  • "Really? Biden is the ultimate Washington insider. Obama should've picked somebody who knows absolutely nothing about politics."

    Mark Crook
    Systems Analyst
  • "That's some smart thinking. Biden should poll very well with mainstream blacks who are articulate."

    Kari Brecht
    Theologist
  • "Cool! Biden is from where my credit card's from."

    Bob Postol
    Environmental Consultant
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