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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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Obama Presides Over Secret 'Kill List'

According to The New York Times, President Obama approves every name added to a classified “kill list” of terrorists and has made himself the final arbiter of whether or not to order a strike when an opportunity arises. What do you think?

  • "That’s smart. Making a to kill list increases the likelihood you’ll get those people killed."

    Frank Spinell Sewer-Pipe Offbearer
  • "I can't say I agree with the decision to put Mitt Romney on there, but then again, I'm not president."

    Karen Munro Mainstreaming Facilitator
  • "Cool! I mean, no president should have that unchecked power. I don't know. I'm confused."

    Adrien Clayton Quiller Tender
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