Obama Presides Over Secret 'Kill List'

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Obama Presides Over Secret 'Kill List'

According to The New York Times, President Obama approves every name added to a classified “kill list” of terrorists and has made himself the final arbiter of whether or not to order a strike when an opportunity arises. What do you think?

  • "That’s smart. Making a to kill list increases the likelihood you’ll get those people killed."

    Frank Spinell
    Sewer-Pipe Offbearer
  • "I can't say I agree with the decision to put Mitt Romney on there, but then again, I'm not president."

    Karen Munro
    Mainstreaming Facilitator
  • "Cool! I mean, no president should have that unchecked power. I don't know. I'm confused."

    Adrien Clayton
    Quiller Tender
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