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Obama Proposes Lowering Corporate Tax Rate

In an attempt to raise revenues, President Obama proposed a plan that would simplify the corporate tax code, lower the corporate tax rate from 35 percent to 28 percent, and eliminate numerous loopholes. What do you think?

  • "This is exactly the sort of idea that Republicans will deny they've been saying for 30 years."

    Melissa Cutler Systems Analyst
  • "A lot of people forget that corporations are real legal persons, just like us."

    Hugo Frith Knock-Up Assembler
  • "Not sure. Give me a few minutes to get out my calculator and my IRS corporate tax rate tables and crunch some numbers."

    Matt Krause Parking Lot Signaler


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