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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.
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Obama Reelected President

President Barack Obama was reelected Tuesday, defeating Republican challenger Mitt Romney in a closely contested race. What do you think?

  • “Obama won? What was the point of all those voter ID laws, then?”

    Murphy Chang Lens Assorter
  • “Looks like Uncle Sam’s picking up the tab on my abortion after all!”

    Faith Fidler Carpenter Apprentice
  • “I can’t believe I have to spend another four years looking at Transportation Secretary Ray LaHood’s face.”

    Brendan Bowie Wire Editor
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