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Obama Renews Calls To Close Guantánamo

President Barack Obama renewed his 2008 campaign promise to close the detention facility at Guantánamo Bay, where roughly 100 detainees are currently on a hunger strike that has required many of them to be force-fed by special medical personnel. What do you think?

  • “Plenty more undisclosed offshore prisons where that came from.”

    Angela Dowers
    Systems Analyst
  • “Yeah, Obama’s a big one for renewing calls.”

    Kendrick Beugg
    Package Designer
  • “Man, I wish someone would force-feed me.”

    Gary Wallin
    Produce Washer

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