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Obama Signs Bill Banning Congressional Insider Trading

Following a prayer breakfast this morning, President Obama signed into law a bill prohibiting members of Congress and other federal employees from insider trading. What do you think?

  • "But insiders have the best information."

    Shirley McElwy
    Home Health Aid
  • "While we're banning things that are already a crime for everyone else, could the president sign an executive order preventing congressmen from poaching alligators?"

    Clive Gibbons
    Systems Analyst
  • “Oh, great. Now I’ll probably have to compete with Sen. Lieberman on my can-scavenging route. That guy’s ruthless.”

    Matthew Johnson
    Copywriter
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