Obama Staff Pulled From North Dakota

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Obama Staff Pulled From North Dakota

The Obama campaign is pulling its 50 staffers from North Dakota in order to deploy them in the battleground states of Wisconsin and Minnesota. What do you think?
  • "I bet this is going to cause a lot of tension in the campaign. Those guys are always going on about the 'North Dakota way of doing things.'"

    Zach Avgerinou
    Carpenter
  • "Once they gather up all the nuclear warheads, what’s really keeping them tied to that state, anyway?"

    Katie Morgan
    Investment Advisor
  • "Please say we can leave Nevada, too. It's so hot here."

    Noah Little
    Campaign Worker
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