Robert Mueller Driving SUV 100 MPH Down Runway As Air Force One Narrowly Lifts Off

PRINCE GEORGE’S COUNTY, MD—Sending a pair of guards scrambling for safety as he gunned his black SUV through a chain-link gate and onto the tarmac, Robert Mueller, the former FBI director who was recently tapped to lead the ongoing investigation into the Trump campaign’s ties to Russia, chased Air Force One down the runway at Joint Base Andrews moments before takeoff, sources reported Tuesday.
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Obama Staff Pulled From North Dakota

The Obama campaign is pulling its 50 staffers from North Dakota in order to deploy them in the battleground states of Wisconsin and Minnesota. What do you think?
  • "I bet this is going to cause a lot of tension in the campaign. Those guys are always going on about the 'North Dakota way of doing things.'"

    Zach Avgerinou Carpenter
  • "Once they gather up all the nuclear warheads, what’s really keeping them tied to that state, anyway?"

    Katie Morgan Investment Advisor
  • "Please say we can leave Nevada, too. It's so hot here."

    Noah Little Campaign Worker

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