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Bill O’Reilly Tearfully Packs Up Framed Up-Skirt Photos From Desk

NEW YORK—Smiling wistfully as he gazed at the cherished mementos that had sat on his desk for much of the past 20 years, former Fox News commentator Bill O’Reilly reportedly grew teary-eyed Thursday as he packed up the framed up-skirt photos from his work space following his termination by the cable channel.

Donald Trump Jr. Takes Son On Hunting Trip In National Zoo

WASHINGTON—In what he referred to as an important rite of passage for his 8-year-old son, Donald John III, Donald Trump Jr. took his eldest boy to the Smithsonian National Zoological Park for his first-ever hunting trip, sources said Wednesday.

Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.
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Obama Staff Pulled From North Dakota

The Obama campaign is pulling its 50 staffers from North Dakota in order to deploy them in the battleground states of Wisconsin and Minnesota. What do you think?
  • "I bet this is going to cause a lot of tension in the campaign. Those guys are always going on about the 'North Dakota way of doing things.'"

    Zach Avgerinou Carpenter
  • "Once they gather up all the nuclear warheads, what’s really keeping them tied to that state, anyway?"

    Katie Morgan Investment Advisor
  • "Please say we can leave Nevada, too. It's so hot here."

    Noah Little Campaign Worker

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Donald Trump Jr. Takes Son On Hunting Trip In National Zoo

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