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Revelations From Hillary Clinton’s New Memoir

‘What Happened,’ a new memoir detailing the trials and tribulations of Hillary Clinton’s 2016 campaign, was released today, with Clinton supporters and detractors already divided on its contents. Here are some of Hillary’s bombshell revelations:

Joe Arpaio’s Family Surprises Him With Detained Hispanic Motorist

FOUNTAIN HILLS, AZ—In celebration of the dismissal of his conviction for criminal contempt via presidential pardon, Joe Arpaio’s family reportedly sought to surprise the former sheriff Tuesday with a 30-year-old Mexican national whom they detained on suspicion of having entered the country illegally.
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Obama Staff Pulled From North Dakota

The Obama campaign is pulling its 50 staffers from North Dakota in order to deploy them in the battleground states of Wisconsin and Minnesota. What do you think?
  • "I bet this is going to cause a lot of tension in the campaign. Those guys are always going on about the 'North Dakota way of doing things.'"

    Zach Avgerinou Carpenter
  • "Once they gather up all the nuclear warheads, what’s really keeping them tied to that state, anyway?"

    Katie Morgan Investment Advisor
  • "Please say we can leave Nevada, too. It's so hot here."

    Noah Little Campaign Worker

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Revelations From Hillary Clinton’s New Memoir

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