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Obama To Close Guantanamo

President-elect Barack Obama is planning to issue an executive order to close the detention facility at Guantanamo Bay on his first day in office. What do you think?
  • "I thought he would spend his first day in the White House running around the place like John Goodman in King Ralph."

    Chris Holcomb
    Systems Analyst
  • "Is that really what he should be worrying about on his first day in a new house? Shouldn't he be looking over carpet swatches, or something?"

    Pam Cannuccairi
    Budget Assistant
  • "This move appears to be a dramatic break that contradicts and even invalidates much of the previous administration’s foreign policy agenda."

    Wesley Illades
    Operations Shift Supervisor
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