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Obama To Return 5% Of Salary To Government

Showing his solidarity with federal employees who have been furloughed due to sequestration budget cuts, President Barack Obama decided to return 5 percent of his $400,000 annual salary to the Treasury. What do you think?

  • “Typical Obama. Doing something that I’m going to have a problem with no matter what it is.”

    Mark Studenny
    Occupational Therapist
  • “As if the Treasury could use any more money.”

    Dean Sorvino
    Feed Weigher
  • “Those poor Obama girls, having to go to Sidwell Friends School barefoot.”

    Joy Zimmitti
    Cadmium Burner

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