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NEW YORK—In response to President Trump’s declaration that transgendered Americans would no longer be permitted to serve in the military, the ACLU announced Wednesday that it was hard as a fucking rock right now.

Voter Fraud: Myth Vs. Fact

Concerns over fraudulent voting have grown since the 2016 election, with President Trump himself claiming that millions of people voted illegally. The Onion debunks some common myths about voter fraud.
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Obama To Return 5% Of Salary To Government

Showing his solidarity with federal employees who have been furloughed due to sequestration budget cuts, President Barack Obama decided to return 5 percent of his $400,000 annual salary to the Treasury. What do you think?

  • “Typical Obama. Doing something that I’m going to have a problem with no matter what it is.”

    Mark Studenny Occupational Therapist
  • “As if the Treasury could use any more money.”

    Dean Sorvino Feed Weigher
  • “Those poor Obama girls, having to go to Sidwell Friends School barefoot.”

    Joy Zimmitti Cadmium Burner

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