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Obama Tough On Iran At U.N.

Taking a break from the campaign trail, President Barack Obama delivered an address to the United Nations General Assembly this morning in which he stated that time was running out to curb Iran’s nuclear program through diplomacy. What do you think?

  • “Sometimes I wish Iran would just get nukes so we could talk about something else.”

    Vicki Scollard
    Upholstery Bundler
  • “We should just teach Iran to make nuclear weapons, but teach them wrong so when they launch one, it’s just a giant stink bomb.”

    Lee Capizzi
    Unemployed
  • “Actually, it doesn’t sound like he took a break from campaigning at all.”

    Nathan Negrete
    Celluloid Trimmer
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