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Obama Visiting Asia

President Barack Obama leaves for Japan Thursday, kicking off a nine-day diplomatic visit to Asia that will include four days in China. What do you think?
  • "Hopefully he can bring Sasha back the Chinese currency-revaluation concessions she's been asking for."

    Nigel Edson Cement Handler
  • "I hope he's tough on China and makes clear that if they don't clean up their human rights record, that shipment of five vacuum cleaners is staying right here."

    Greg O’Rourke Sounder
  • "If it were me, I'd go straight to Thailand's ladyboy district. Yep, things would be a little different if I were president."

    Opal DeMarinis Equipment Scheduler

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