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Obama Vows To Wind Down War On Terror

After more than a decade of war, President Obama stated yesterday that the U.S. should limit drone strikes, close the Guantánamo Bay detention facility, and repeal the Authorization for Use of Military Force that was enacted after Sept. 11, 2001. What do you think?

  • “But it’s been going so well.”

    Ian Rau
    Systems Analyst
  • “It’s been a great one-and-a-half-trillion-dollar run.”

    Phillipa Peltzer
    Tire Classifier
  • “As a great man once said, mission accomplished.”

    P.J. Tickner
    Siphon Operator