Revelations From Hillary Clinton’s New Memoir

‘What Happened,’ a new memoir detailing the trials and tribulations of Hillary Clinton’s 2016 campaign, was released today, with Clinton supporters and detractors already divided on its contents. Here are some of Hillary’s bombshell revelations:

Joe Arpaio’s Family Surprises Him With Detained Hispanic Motorist

FOUNTAIN HILLS, AZ—In celebration of the dismissal of his conviction for criminal contempt via presidential pardon, Joe Arpaio’s family reportedly sought to surprise the former sheriff Tuesday with a 30-year-old Mexican national whom they detained on suspicion of having entered the country illegally.
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Obama: Wife Never Said 'Whitey'

Barack Obama responded to rumors of a video that purportedly featured his wife, Michelle, going on a racist tirade, by claiming she's never used the word "whitey." What do you think?
  • "What a vile way to exploit the national trauma associated with the w-word."

    Coco Kimball Systems Analyst
  • "John McCain had better hope the Democrats don't dig into his past for racial epithets."

    Albert Munro Butcher
  • "Ha-ha! Now he said it!"

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