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Man Knows Exactly Which Asshole Got Him Sick

SARATOGA SPRINGS, NY—Immediately realizing the genesis of the fever and sore throat that left him feeling like shit, 30-year-old local man Edward Mosley told reporters Tuesday that he knows exactly which asshole got him sick.

How Gerrymandering Works

The Supreme Court is considering a case regarding the partisan gerrymandering of districts in Wisconsin, which could change the way maps are drawn across the country. Here is a step-by-step guide to how Gerrymandering works.
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Obama’s Approval Rating Hits Record Low

With numerous problems afflicting his signature health care law, President Barack Obama is facing the worst polling numbers of his presidency, with a record low 39 percent of Americans approving of his performance. What do you think?

  • “He never should have gotten that second dog.”

    Alejandro Alvarado Systems Analyst
  • “Yeah, I’ve been trending down lately, too.”

    Kevin Trevino Air Traffic Controller
  • “And to think, all of this could’ve been avoided by not giving a shit about people’s health.”

    Judith Ascher Building Inspector

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