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Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Obama’s Approval Rating Hits Record Low

With numerous problems afflicting his signature health care law, President Barack Obama is facing the worst polling numbers of his presidency, with a record low 39 percent of Americans approving of his performance. What do you think?

  • “He never should have gotten that second dog.”

    Alejandro Alvarado Systems Analyst
  • “Yeah, I’ve been trending down lately, too.”

    Kevin Trevino Air Traffic Controller
  • “And to think, all of this could’ve been avoided by not giving a shit about people’s health.”

    Judith Ascher Building Inspector

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