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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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Obama's Second Term Mired In Scandal

President Obama’s second term is off to a rocky start, with the acting IRS chief stepping down, the Justice Department seizing journalists’ phone records, and Republicans continuing to allege a high-level cover-up of the Benghazi attack last September. What do you think?

  • “Plus there was that whole thing with Michelle getting bangs.”

    Jack Doubleday Orchard Pruner
  • “Hey, have you thought about adding ‘-gate’ to the end of all those?”

    Felicity Griffiths Systems Analyst
  • “Oops! You forgot to mention the authorization of drone attacks that kill hundreds of innocent people.”

    Ian Edwards Cheese Production Supervisor
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