Obama's Second Term Mired In Scandal

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Obama's Second Term Mired In Scandal

President Obama’s second term is off to a rocky start, with the acting IRS chief stepping down, the Justice Department seizing journalists’ phone records, and Republicans continuing to allege a high-level cover-up of the Benghazi attack last September. What do you think?

  • “Plus there was that whole thing with Michelle getting bangs.”

    Jack Doubleday
    Orchard Pruner
  • “Hey, have you thought about adding ‘-gate’ to the end of all those?”

    Felicity Griffiths
    Systems Analyst
  • “Oops! You forgot to mention the authorization of drone attacks that kill hundreds of innocent people.”

    Ian Edwards
    Cheese Production Supervisor