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Obamas To Speak At SXSW

Both Barack and Michelle Obama will be featured as keynote speakers at this year’s South by Southwest conference in Austin. What do you think?

  • “They should open with a joke. That’s always good advice.”

    Artie Wilkes Diploma Framer
  • “The scheduling at SXSW always forces me to choose between seeing two of my favorite world leaders.”

    Lydia Monson Pasta Shaper
  • “What an honor to take the stage right after the youth marketing coordinator for Red Bull!”

    Ted Dolan Lumber Sander

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