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Obama's Speech Moved Indoors

Due to the likelihood of severe storms, President Obama’s acceptance speech tonight at the Democratic National Convention has been moved from the 73,000-seat Bank of America Stadium to the 20,000-seat Time Warner Cable Arena. What do you think?

  • “Remember, voters, this is yet another broken promise from Barack Obama.”

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