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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.

A Timeline Of Abraham Lincoln’s Life

Every February, people across the the nation celebrate the legacy of Abraham Lincoln, widely considered to be one of America’s finest presidents. The Onion provides a timeline of the key moments in President Lincoln’s life:
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Obama's State Of The Union

President Barack Obama delivered his third State of the Union last night. What do you think?

  • “Yeah! We got bin Laden!”

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  • “I'm surprised he didn't take some time to mention the great strides made by Domino’s in improving their cheesy bread.”

    Connor Braunohler Systems Analyst
  • "I support incentives for the return of industrial jobs to the U.S., but I ain't fucking working for Master Lock."

    Miles Doughty Wheel Cutter
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