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Man Holding Hands With Pregnant Woman Must Have Weird Fetish

RED BANK, NJ—Testing the limits of what even the most progressive onlookers considered publicly acceptable, a man was seen by multiple witnesses Tuesday holding hands with a visibly pregnant woman in what many could only interpret as the expression of a bizarre fetish.
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Obama's State Of The Union

President Barack Obama delivered his third State of the Union last night. What do you think?

  • “Yeah! We got bin Laden!”

    Irene Klenk Deposit Clerk
  • “I'm surprised he didn't take some time to mention the great strides made by Domino’s in improving their cheesy bread.”

    Connor Braunohler Systems Analyst
  • "I support incentives for the return of industrial jobs to the U.S., but I ain't fucking working for Master Lock."

    Miles Doughty Wheel Cutter

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