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Bill O’Reilly Tearfully Packs Up Framed Up-Skirt Photos From Desk

NEW YORK—Smiling wistfully as he gazed at the cherished mementos that had sat on his desk for much of the past 20 years, former Fox News commentator Bill O’Reilly reportedly grew teary-eyed Thursday as he packed up the framed up-skirt photos from his work space following his termination by the cable channel.

Donald Trump Jr. Takes Son On Hunting Trip In National Zoo

WASHINGTON—In what he referred to as an important rite of passage for his 8-year-old son, Donald John III, Donald Trump Jr. took his eldest boy to the Smithsonian National Zoological Park for his first-ever hunting trip, sources said Wednesday.
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Obama's Twitter Account Hacked

An unemployed young Frenchman is being accused of hacking into the Twitter accounts of President Barack Obama and Britney Spears by correctly answering their security questions and then resetting their passwords. What do you think?

  • "So this guy was pretending to be the guy who usually pretends to be the president? Scary."

    Jon Armstrong Systems Analyst
  • "I don’t even want to imagine the kind of 140-character discord some prankster terrorist could have wreaked with that information."

    Jessica Frederiksen Justowriter Operator
  • "He tipped his hand when he tweeted ‘Pass ce projet de loi de santé goddamn donc je ne ressemble pas à un jackoff’ from Obama's account."

    Neil Steineckert Oil Pipe Inspector

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