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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.

A Timeline Of Abraham Lincoln’s Life

Every February, people across the the nation celebrate the legacy of Abraham Lincoln, widely considered to be one of America’s finest presidents. The Onion provides a timeline of the key moments in President Lincoln’s life:
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Obese Americans Get Less Than 4 Hours Of Exercise Per Year

According to a new study from researchers at the University of Alabama, the average obese American gets fewer than 4 hours of “vigorous exercise” per year, with obese men averaging 3.6 hours of vigorous exercise per year and obese women getting about an hour. What do you think?

  • "They're missing out on one of the great joys of life: bragging about your exercise routine."

    Gabrielle Strause Capture Manager
  • "Yeah, but that's not their thing. Partying and doing cannonballs into swimming pools is their thing."

    Royce McGowan Bank Chairman
  • "Thank god I'm a lean, mean, 6-hours-of-exercise-per-year machine."

    Dustin Peerce Career Consultant
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