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Best Sports Documentaries

With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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Obese Americans Get Less Than 4 Hours Of Exercise Per Year

According to a new study from researchers at the University of Alabama, the average obese American gets fewer than 4 hours of “vigorous exercise” per year, with obese men averaging 3.6 hours of vigorous exercise per year and obese women getting about an hour. What do you think?

  • "They're missing out on one of the great joys of life: bragging about your exercise routine."

    Gabrielle Strause Capture Manager
  • "Yeah, but that's not their thing. Partying and doing cannonballs into swimming pools is their thing."

    Royce McGowan Bank Chairman
  • "Thank god I'm a lean, mean, 6-hours-of-exercise-per-year machine."

    Dustin Peerce Career Consultant

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