adBlockCheck

Entertainment

Report: Saxophone Still An Okay Vehicle For Self-Expression

While declaring that the musical instrument was by no means ideally suited to the task, a report released by the National Endowment for the Arts Thursday concluded that the saxophone nevertheless remains a fairly decent vehicle for expressing one’s ...

What You Need To Know About Last Night’s Oscars Debacle

Many viewers were left wondering about the sequence of events that led to the initial erroneous declaration of ‘La La Land’ as the Best Picture winner at the Academy Awards Sunday instead of the real winner, ‘Moonlight’. The Onion breaks down what you need to know about this fiasco.
End Of Section
  • More News

Obese Filmmaker Booted From Flight

Kevin Smith, director of such films as Clerks and Clerks II was ejected from a Southwest Airlines flight this weekend because of pilot concerns over his weight. What do you think?
  • "I feel sorry for all the passengers who missed out on a 40-minute monologue exploring Star Wars and oral sex."

    Johan Malinder Liaison Officer
  • "What does it say about your directorial career that your tweets are far more compelling, suspenseful, and emotionally honest than your recent movies?"

    Karen Kirk Aircraft Appraiser
  • "Hugely obese and flying Southwest? Yikes, sounds like Kevin Smith's career is exactly where it should be."

    Thad Watson Unemployed

More from this section

Sign up For The Onion's Newsletter

Give your spam filter something to do.

Close