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What Is Trump’s Relationship With White Nationalism?

Since the weekend’s violent protests in Charlottesville, VA, many have criticized President Trump for his failure to outright condemn the white supremacists involved. The Onion breaks down Trump’s relationship to this powerful hate group.
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Obesity Rates Falling Among U.S. Preschoolers

A new report from the CDC found that rates of obesity among preschool-aged children from low-income families fell slightly in 18 states between 2008 and 2011, the first time researchers have seen a decline in decades. What do you think?

  • “They’ve got time to catch up.”

    Calvin Goodson Crate Builder
  • “It’s these kinds of marginal improvements that give me not hope exactly, but certainly slightly less dread for the future.”

    Margaret Romano Swimming Pool Installer
  • “Sounds like someone deserves a pizza party!”

    Brent Melhase Genealogist

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