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Man Commits To New TV Show Just Hours After Getting Out Of 7-Season Series

UNION CITY, NJ—Recommending that he give himself the chance to pause and explore the other options out there, friends of local man Jonathan Gember expressed their concerns to reporters Wednesday that the 29-year-old is already committing to a new television show just hours after getting out of a seven-season-long series.

Obesity Rates Plateau

Government health officials report that obesity rates in the United States have leveled off. What do you think?
  • "I don't get it. Did we run out of food?"

    Penelope LeBlanc
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  • "I hope obesity rates don’t start actually decreasing. I’m barely considered attractive by comparison as it is."

    Gabe Clail
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  • "At last, medical science has finally acknowledged the ‘big-boned’ phenomena."

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