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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Obesity Rates Plateau

Government health officials report that obesity rates in the United States have leveled off. What do you think?
  • "I don't get it. Did we run out of food?"

    Penelope LeBlanc Systems Analyst
  • "I hope obesity rates don’t start actually decreasing. I’m barely considered attractive by comparison as it is."

    Gabe Clail Housepainter
  • "At last, medical science has finally acknowledged the ‘big-boned’ phenomena."

    Keith Sherwood Watch Repairman

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