Obscenity Trial Halted Over Judge's Website

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Obscenity Trial Halted Over Judge's Website

A Los Angeles pornography trial was suspended when it came to light that the judge had bestiality-tinged photos on his personal website. What do you think?
  • "Well, good luck finding a judge that doesn't run a bestiality site."

    Katla Braidwood
    Financial Adviser
  • "Why do I always get stuck doing jury duty for the boring municipal traffic-ticket trials?"

    Martin Heglund
    Pool Cleaner
  • "That's nothing. Have you ever seen the stuff on Justice Scalia's website?"

    Jon Harwood
    Systems Analyst
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