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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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Occupy Toronto

Following a three-hour discussion, participants in the Occupy Toronto movement took to the streets, marching from St. James Park to Dundas Square, and then back. What do you think?

  • "I'm happy to be here supporting. This kind of oppositional defiance is really appropriate for my personal brand."

    Chester Pelo Systems Analyst
  • "Three hours to agree to a two-kilometer round-trip stroll? Well, obviously these guys are serious."

    Julie LaChapelle Flagger
  • "Ugh. I knew if we all circled back to pick up Chad’s windbreaker we’d come off looking like assholes."

    Seth Chartrand Unemployed
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