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Vol 47 Issue 42

Another U.S. Downgrade Looming

Due to the inability of Congress to make any long-term budget fixes, experts are predicting another credit-rating downgrade for the United States.

Republican Presidential Debate

Fox News 8 p.m. EDT/7 p.m. CDT For 35 minutes, former Utah governor Jon Huntsman tries and fails to shoehorn his sensible opinion into the debate before finally blurting out "People on welfare should starve to death" in order to get the moderato...

Something Sliding Around In Coffin

The government reduces Bernie Madoff's sentence in exchange for infiltrating and fixing the economy, leaf hunting season begins, and something is sliding around in this coffin. It's the week of October 17th, 2011.
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Just Like Everything Else!: Fox 8 p.m. EDT/7 p.m. ABC Pete's wife is still on him about building that darn shed, these kids are going to be the death of Sheila and Dave, and the hot next-door neighbor is up in EVERYBODY'S business! Sunday nights on ABC couldn't be any more familiar!

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Good Times

Man Considers Nodding Approvingly After Friend’s Drink Purchase

MEQUON, WI—Seeking to convey his endorsement of his acquaintance's selection at local bar Coney's Draft House this evening, area man Thomas Dodge told reporters that he was considering nodding approvingly at his friend’s alcoholic beverage pur...

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Occupy Toronto

Following a three-hour discussion, participants in the Occupy Toronto movement took to the streets, marching from St. James Park to Dundas Square, and then back. What do you think?

  • "I'm happy to be here supporting. This kind of oppositional defiance is really appropriate for my personal brand."

    Chester Pelo
    Systems Analyst
  • "Three hours to agree to a two-kilometer round-trip stroll? Well, obviously these guys are serious."

    Julie LaChapelle
    Flagger
  • "Ugh. I knew if we all circled back to pick up Chad’s windbreaker we’d come off looking like assholes."

    Seth Chartrand
    Unemployed
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