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Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

Players To Watch In The Sweet 16

The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

Archaeologists Uncover Last Human To Die Happy

DEMBECHA, ETHIOPIA—In a startling find that contributes significantly to the understanding of modern man’s evolutionary development, University of Edinburgh archaeologists working in Ethiopia’s Afar Region announced Wednesday that they have uncovered the preserved remains of the last human to die happy.
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Occupy Toronto

Following a three-hour discussion, participants in the Occupy Toronto movement took to the streets, marching from St. James Park to Dundas Square, and then back. What do you think?

  • "I'm happy to be here supporting. This kind of oppositional defiance is really appropriate for my personal brand."

    Chester Pelo Systems Analyst
  • "Three hours to agree to a two-kilometer round-trip stroll? Well, obviously these guys are serious."

    Julie LaChapelle Flagger
  • "Ugh. I knew if we all circled back to pick up Chad’s windbreaker we’d come off looking like assholes."

    Seth Chartrand Unemployed
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