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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Oceans Must Be Cooled To Protect Coral Reef

A new analysis of Australia’s Great Barrier Reef has found that the only way to prevent mass coral die-off is for the global temperature to hold steady or grow cooler. What do you think?

  • “You know that if the roles were reversed, coral wouldn’t give a shit about us.”

    Denny Robertson Systems Analyst
  • “We need to take care of things on this planet before we start worrying about faraway places like the ocean.”

    Lola Schmedding Appliance Collector
  • “That’s a lot of refrigerators to dump in the ocean, but I’m determined to do my part.”

    Alexander Poland Unemployed

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