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In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

Players To Watch In The Sweet 16

The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

Archaeologists Uncover Last Human To Die Happy

DEMBECHA, ETHIOPIA—In a startling find that contributes significantly to the understanding of modern man’s evolutionary development, University of Edinburgh archaeologists working in Ethiopia’s Afar Region announced Wednesday that they have uncovered the preserved remains of the last human to die happy.
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Oceans Must Be Cooled To Protect Coral Reef

A new analysis of Australia’s Great Barrier Reef has found that the only way to prevent mass coral die-off is for the global temperature to hold steady or grow cooler. What do you think?

  • “You know that if the roles were reversed, coral wouldn’t give a shit about us.”

    Denny Robertson Systems Analyst
  • “We need to take care of things on this planet before we start worrying about faraway places like the ocean.”

    Lola Schmedding Appliance Collector
  • “That’s a lot of refrigerators to dump in the ocean, but I’m determined to do my part.”

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