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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Officials Charged Over Flint Water Crisis

Several Michigan officials have been charged with involuntary manslaughter for their role in a deadly Legionnaires’ disease outbreak during the Flint water crisis. What do you think?

  • “Flint residents can rest easy knowing those in power are doing everything they can to stop this senseless justice.”

    Anne Griswold Check Voider
  • “This is proof that if you put public health at risk, you might eventually be punished after two or three years.”

    Ryan McNamee Unemployed
  • “So is it safe for me to take a shower yet or not?”

    Albert Clark Earplug Fitter

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