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Ohio Candidate Calls It Quits

Congressman Bob Ney, who is under investigation for his dealings with lobbyist Jack Abramoff, has abandoned his campaign for reelection. What do you think?
  • "The Bob Ney I know is a man of integrity. The Bob Ney I know is a man of honor. The Bob Ney I know is a doctor in Sarasota, Florida."

    Vicki Shields
    Union Organizer
  • "Ney is only backing out because he wants to spend more time with his family—all of whom he bills at $700 an hour."

    Bob Partenheimer
    Meat Cutter
  • "Can you blame him? Being a congressman isn't nearly as lucrative since this whole corruption crackdown."

    Andy Bernstein
    Systems Analyst
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