O.J. Simpson Car Chase Hits 20th Anniversary

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O.J. Simpson Car Chase Hits 20th Anniversary

Today marks 20 years since the day that football star O.J. Simpson, who had been named as a suspect in the murder of his wife, led police on a low-speed highway chase as 95 million gathered around to watch live on television. What do you think?

  • “Aw, man. Our family never gathers around the television set anymore.”

    Peter Kelejian
    Orchard Manager
  • “Think about it: Would an innocent man just let himself get arrested?”

    Gabriel Quebodeoux
    Unemployed
  • “Thank God that era of shameless television voyeurism is over.”

    Megan Scranton
    Police Report Filer