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Best Sports Documentaries

With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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O.J. Simpson Car Chase Hits 20th Anniversary

Today marks 20 years since the day that football star O.J. Simpson, who had been named as a suspect in the murder of his wife, led police on a low-speed highway chase as 95 million gathered around to watch live on television. What do you think?

  • “Aw, man. Our family never gathers around the television set anymore.”

    Peter Kelejian Orchard Manager
  • “Think about it: Would an innocent man just let himself get arrested?”

    Gabriel Quebodeoux Unemployed
  • “Thank God that era of shameless television voyeurism is over.”

    Megan Scranton Police Report Filer

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