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In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

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The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

Archaeologists Uncover Last Human To Die Happy

DEMBECHA, ETHIOPIA—In a startling find that contributes significantly to the understanding of modern man’s evolutionary development, University of Edinburgh archaeologists working in Ethiopia’s Afar Region announced Wednesday that they have uncovered the preserved remains of the last human to die happy.
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Oklahoma Tornado Was Largest In U.S. History

The tornado that struck El Reno, OK last Friday was the widest tornado ever recorded at 2.6 miles in diameter, leaving a trail of destruction 16.2 miles long. What do you think?

  • “Come on, America. We can beat this record.”

    Rose Bromilow Oyster Bed Laborer
  • “No one believed me, but I knew that thing was going to be huge the second it became 2 miles wide.”

    Guy Tuerpe Systems Analyst
  • “A 16.2-mile path of destruction? Sounds like teenagers to me.”

    Antonio Paradiso Wood Buffer
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