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Director Has Clear Vision Of How Studio Will Destroy Movie

LOS ANGELES—Saying he can already picture exactly what the finished cut will look like on the big screen, Hollywood film director Paul Stanton told reporters Wednesday he has a clear vision of how studio executives will totally destroy his upcoming movie.

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Hollywood Stars Overthrown In Bloody C-List Uprising

LOS ANGELES—Unleashing a brutal wave of violence and destruction that has upended the entire power structure of the entertainment industry overnight, the nation’s C-list celebrities have carried out a bloody coup to overthrow the hottest stars in Hollywood, sources reported Tuesday.
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Olbermann Abruptly Leaves MSNBC

Without any advance notice, MSNBC Countdown host Keith Olbermann announced during his program Friday that the show that night would be his last. What do you think?

  • "But the only way I'm able to access the news is through descending numerical order. This is terrible."

    Ben Barsocchini Egg Candler
  • "Olbermann left the way all my men have: abruptly and with no explanation, but with a lesbian to take care of my needs."

    Christie Folsom Optical-Brightener Maker
  • "Fucking Leno."

    Jay Brallier Unemployed

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