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'Old Dogs' Opens Today

Old Dogs, starring John Travolta and Robin Williams, opens today. What do you think?
  • "They probably butchered the novel."

    Jane Partridge
    Mounting Inspector
  • "You left out the most important detail. Are there bloopers over the credits or not?"

    Eric Moulding
    Wood Buffer
  • "I can't wait! Me and my fishing buddies have opening-night tickets! I dropped my teenage daughters off at their mother's, turned off the BlackBerry, and just took a Flomax, so I should be able to make it through the whole movie."

    Darrin Gregory
    Systems Analyst
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