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Hollywood Stars Overthrown In Bloody C-List Uprising

LOS ANGELES—Unleashing a brutal wave of violence and destruction that has upended the entire power structure of the entertainment industry overnight, the nation’s C-list celebrities have carried out a bloody coup to overthrow the hottest stars in Hollywood, sources reported Tuesday.

Lost Jack London Manuscript, ‘The Doggy,’ Found

RYE, NY—Workers inventorying the estate of a recently deceased Westchester County art dealer earlier this month reportedly stumbled upon a draft of a previously unknown Jack London novel titled The Doggy, and the work is already being hailed by many within the literary world as a masterpiece.
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'Old Dogs' Opens Today

Old Dogs, starring John Travolta and Robin Williams, opens today. What do you think?
  • "They probably butchered the novel."

    Jane Partridge Mounting Inspector
  • "You left out the most important detail. Are there bloopers over the credits or not?"

    Eric Moulding Wood Buffer
  • "I can't wait! Me and my fishing buddies have opening-night tickets! I dropped my teenage daughters off at their mother's, turned off the BlackBerry, and just took a Flomax, so I should be able to make it through the whole movie."

    Darrin Gregory Systems Analyst

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