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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Olympics Considering Adding ESports To 2024 Games

The Paris Olympic Committee is reportedly considering adding competitive video gaming, or “eSports,” to the 2024 games. What do you think?

  • “Finally, an event where men and women will be taken equally non-seriously.”

    Ron Mahoney Crab Trapper
  • “Hosting the Olympics is already enough of a burden without the additional Wi-Fi and Mountain Dew infrastructure this will require.”

    Michaela Putney Found Art Auctioneer
  • “I’d love to hear what the ancient Greeks would have to say about this, provided there was a qualified translator there to explain it to me.”

    Jim Englund Website Scroller

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