On A 16-Year-Old Becoming The Youngest-Ever LPGA Winner

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On A 16-Year-Old Becoming The Youngest-Ever LPGA Winner

  • "That must have been mortifying for him."

  • “Years from now, she’s going to look back on this and think, ‘Wow, I was so crazy and stupid to waste my time playing golf back when I was 16.’”

  • “Sounds like a nightmare.”

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