On A Chilean Miner Running The NYC Marathon

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How The IOC Plans To Address Doping

In light of its recent decision not to bar Russian athletes from competing in Rio despite their use of performance-enhancing drugs, the International Olympic Committee is working to establish more effective protocols to keep the Games drug-free. Here are some ways the IOC plans to address doping:
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On A Chilean Miner Running The NYC Marathon

  • "Two months of underground vacation and now a trip to New York? That gold is never getting mined."

  • "Still, he's no match for that Kenyan who was trapped for 20 years in abject poverty."

  • "A good way to follow up his 3-for-4 performance in Game 5 of the World Series."

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