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On A Chilean Miner Running The NYC Marathon

  • "Two months of underground vacation and now a trip to New York? That gold is never getting mined."

  • "Still, he's no match for that Kenyan who was trapped for 20 years in abject poverty."

  • "A good way to follow up his 3-for-4 performance in Game 5 of the World Series."

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