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On A-Rod's Surgery:

  • "I think it was a really bad move having his cousin perform the procedure."


  • "It's important for the rest of his career to get that unsightly spotlight removed now as opposed to later."


  • "Sure is mighty suspicious, all these injuries he's been getting. I'll bet he was taking steroids!"


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