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On Abandoning The BCS In Favor Of A Playoff System:

  • "Oh, I am so sure that this new solution will solve everyone's problem with the system and no one will complain about anything ever again."

  • "Sounds great as long as we can figure out a playoff system where each round has a corporate sponsor and a system of unreliable computers helps decide an unclear national champion."

  • "But what would happen to the International Bowl?"

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