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Players To Watch In The Sweet 16

The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

Benny The Bull Busted For Possession Of Unlicensed T-Shirt Gun

CHICAGO—Noting that the suspect had been taken into custody after officers managed to tackle and wrestle the individual to the ground of the United Center concourse, police confirmed Monday that Chicago Bulls mascot Benny the Bull was arrested for possession of an unlicensed T-shirt gun.
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On Alabama Winning Its Third BCS Championship In Four Years

Alabama routed Notre Dame 42-14 to win the BCS championship Monday night, giving Nick Saban’s Crimson Tide its second straight national title and third in four years. What do you think?

  • "That's nice, but which team won the national title according to the BCS computer?"

  • "Notre Dame should never have abandoned its tried-and-true strategy of playing against shitty teams."

  • "Look, the important thing is one of those awful schools lost."

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