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On Alabama Winning Its Third BCS Championship In Four Years

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On Alabama Winning Its Third BCS Championship In Four Years

Alabama routed Notre Dame 42-14 to win the BCS championship Monday night, giving Nick Saban’s Crimson Tide its second straight national title and third in four years. What do you think?

  • "That's nice, but which team won the national title according to the BCS computer?"

  • "Notre Dame should never have abandoned its tried-and-true strategy of playing against shitty teams."

  • "Look, the important thing is one of those awful schools lost."

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