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How The IOC Plans To Address Doping

In light of its recent decision not to bar Russian athletes from competing in Rio despite their use of performance-enhancing drugs, the International Olympic Committee is working to establish more effective protocols to keep the Games drug-free. Here are some ways the IOC plans to address doping:
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On Albert Pujols And Joey Votto Battling For The Triple Crown

  • "When will this bitter cold war between Dominicans and Canadians ever end?"

  • "Steroids. Steroids that let you crank the ball out of the park, drop in a clutch base hit, and leg out a bunt single all at the same time."

  • "No kidding? Somebody should probably tell the president of baseball or something, because I'd think they'd want to celebrate this."

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