On Albert Pujols And Joey Votto Battling For The Triple Crown

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On Albert Pujols And Joey Votto Battling For The Triple Crown

  • "When will this bitter cold war between Dominicans and Canadians ever end?"


  • "Steroids. Steroids that let you crank the ball out of the park, drop in a clutch base hit, and leg out a bunt single all at the same time."


  • "No kidding? Somebody should probably tell the president of baseball or something, because I'd think they'd want to celebrate this."


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