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On Andre Agassi Admitting He Used Crystal Meth

  • "Yeah, yeah, crystal meth, that's just awful, I'm sure. Did you hear about the wig?"

  • "He also reveals a much more embarrassing fact, which is that he played tennis for 30 years."

  • "Does the book mention where I could get some right now?"

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