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On Arguably The Worst Halftime Show Ever

  • "I really liked it, but I might just be saying that because I’m the Black Eyed Peas' father."

  • "I thought the ending was amazing, when football started happening again."

  • "Yeah, they should invent a technology to put bad singers in tune automatically."

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