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Just Like Everything Else!: Fox 8 p.m. EDT/7 p.m. ABC Pete's wife is still on him about building that darn shed, these kids are going to be the death of Sheila and Dave, and the hot next-door neighbor is up in EVERYBODY'S business! Sunday nights on ABC couldn't be any more familiar!

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On Baseball In 2009:

  • "The Yankees have reclaimed their glory atop the MLB, so, in turn, I have started cutting myself again."


  • "Lotta outs this year, right?"


  • "I have to say, I hated to see the trades and statistics and rumors I love ruined by all that baseball."


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