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Report: Gonzaga’s In Washington, Right?

NEW YORK—Ahead of the team’s first-round game against Seton Hall in the NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament, a new report released Thursday revealed that Gonzaga is in Washington state, right?

Teary-Eyed Robert Griffin III Slips On Draft Day Suit Again

WASHINGTON—With several tears streaming down his face as he stood alone in his bedroom’s walk-in closet, sources confirmed Wednesday that former Washington Redskins quarterback Robert Griffin III slipped on the suit he wore to the 2012 NFL Draft.
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On Basketball In 2009:

  • "I always thought the year Dikembe Mutombo retired would be the happiest of my life. I guess I'm growing up."

  • "I'm pretty sure I've already seen the year where the Lakers and Celtics are unstoppable, but you notice more things watching it a second time."

  • "I'm getting really into it now that I understand double-dribbling."

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