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How The IOC Plans To Address Doping

In light of its recent decision not to bar Russian athletes from competing in Rio despite their use of performance-enhancing drugs, the International Olympic Committee is working to establish more effective protocols to keep the Games drug-free. Here are some ways the IOC plans to address doping:
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On Basketball In 2009:

  • "I always thought the year Dikembe Mutombo retired would be the happiest of my life. I guess I'm growing up."

  • "I'm pretty sure I've already seen the year where the Lakers and Celtics are unstoppable, but you notice more things watching it a second time."

  • "I'm getting really into it now that I understand double-dribbling."

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