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Report: Gonzaga’s In Washington, Right?

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WASHINGTON—With several tears streaming down his face as he stood alone in his bedroom’s walk-in closet, sources confirmed Wednesday that former Washington Redskins quarterback Robert Griffin III slipped on the suit he wore to the 2012 NFL Draft.
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On Ben Roethlisberger Not Being Charged With Sexual Assault

  • "Goddammit! I don't care how long it takes…. I will see Ben Roethlisberger behind bars."

  • "Hey, he lost his beef jerky sponsorship. He's suffered enough."

  • "This means he clearly didn't do anything wrong, so why are we still talking about it?"

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