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On Bill O'Reilly Interviewing President Obama During Super Bowl Pregame Show

  • “When I watch the Super Bowl, I want to eat some wings, drink some brews, see some hits, understand the growing divide in America, and just have an all-around good time.”

  • “As long as they mention Budweiser or Doritos, I’m cool with it.”

  • "Oh, so that's who the Black Eyed Peas are."

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