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On Boston University winning the NCAA Hockey Championship:

  • "Boston College last year, Boston University this year. Same thing, right?"


  • "Ah, the ol' hit-the-puck-into-the-defender-trying-to-block-it trick. Works every time."


  • "You've got to be joking....College hockey? How many BU alums do you have working for you?"


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