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On Bubba Watson's Masters Win

  • "When he hit it onto that grass, I didn't think he was going to win, but then he hit it right onto that other kind of grass."

  • "That ending would have been much less thrilling if one of those guys had been able to putt."

  • "Nice try, golf, but you're still not interesting."

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