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On Cadel Evans Winning The Tour De France

  • "I'll congratulate him when the results of his blood test come out in six years."

  • "It must be a thrill for France to see its athletes get embarrassed on their home turf each year by athletes from such diverse countries."

  • "I heard the finish was really exciting, but if you go back and watch, it’s just a bunch of guys on bikes."

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